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Started by: eggbeater (3025)

My sides are splitting" Hahahahahahaha

Started: 20th Apr 2023 at 21:55

Posted by: whups (13342) 

oh no here,s a fire extinguisher ? . not again .

Replied: 20th Apr 2023 at 23:46

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

TAXI for TEN!

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 04:08

Posted by: broady (inactive)

Was busy and had to choose between the Stains and United as I had recorded both. Went for Stains and enjoyed it. Read United reports and it appears they were dross. What do the experts think?

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 05:45

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

Dross is being kind broady the whole team where laughable especially de gea sancho erickssen casemiro and maguire lol

theers a reason real madrid pulled uniteds pants down with casemiro his legs have gone!

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 05:59
Last edited by eggbeater: 21st Apr 2023 at 06:01:42

Posted by: chatty (9773)

Broady five first teamers didn't start, no strength in depth, a couple of players sealed their fates last night. Five goals conceded over the tie, two own goals two absolute gifts and one the keeper should be catching with one hand.


What do the experts think?

I think he meant the United game?
Go on then I can see you are keen, give us your thoughts on the Latics, you used to have a season ticket didn't you


Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 07:02

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

sadly they are worse than united! so that being said theres no hooe for them

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 08:26

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

Broady five first teamers didn't start

and who's faults that? he played an unfit gashford last night even i who knows nothing about football can manage the ten fags way, just keep picking your 11 best players game in game out and run them 11 players into the ground! do not rotate no matter how knackered they are! and just chuck any old sub on when the game is lost also buy one trick ponies for 85 million and players north of 30 whether they be free or 71 million pound! ive asked on another thread are united on the right trackn and has ten fags advanced them?

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 08:35

Posted by: Erling (251)

Sammy No need for a Benzema there was there Never mind you can always watch us and also watch rugby now on a Thursdays

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 10:44

Posted by: chatty (9773)

Broady according to the highly paid pundits the manager would need 3/4 years to turn the club around and get them playing in his style.
The guy has had two transfer windows yet won a cup and has us on course for a top 4 finish (Which not one of those highly paid pundits had us down for doing at the beginning of the season)
Last nights game/ performance will have convinced him what he has to do if he was in any doubts
Well ahead of schedule and on the right track

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 11:04
Last edited by chatty: 21st Apr 2023 at 11:12:48

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

broady i see hes not questioned ten fags management style? or called him the kingmaker yet
from day one i stated ten fags will not win the title and the more i see the more i know im right
HOOF!

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 11:18

Posted by: whups (13342) 

hey up extinguisher for eggflipper .

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 12:02

Posted by: chatty (9773)

Why would I?
Nothing wrong with his style he just doesn't yet have the players to implement it yet, the goalkeeper being a case in point.
A trophy in the bag well in contention for top four, way ahead of schedule suck it up Gasket Head

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 12:46

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

a trophy in the bag there you go again letting the mask slip! not a glory hunter you keep saying lol yet irs the first thing you mention! tye rumour is they are offering de gea a new contract if so wheres his philosophy? the last four managers have hoofed the ball up to the frontmen they maty as well start playing kick and clap mourinho and ole finished 2nd how is finishing 3rd at best an improvement please explain your team need at least 11 players in the next two years and this if the other teams stand still!! trafford are 15 years off challenging for the title and you know it

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 13:19

Posted by: whups (13342) 

your letting yours slip too kellys dad .

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 15:11

Posted by: chatty (9773)

..a trophy in the bag there you go again letting the mask slip! not a glory hunter..

Not at all that just helps to stop bitter obsessives posting links to clocks showing how long it was since United last won a trophy

Either way why would anybody concern themselves with what you think?
You aren't even capable of doing what you say:

...you wont believe this but i'll never reply to another post of yours again"

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 16:27
Last edited by chatty: 21st Apr 2023 at 16:37:06

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

whats the time for the next champions league then?

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 16:35

Posted by: chatty (9773)

You"re the Sportswashing trumpet blower on here, so ask yourself how easy that one is to win

No need to reply:
.you wont believe this but i'll never reply to another post of yours again"

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 16:48

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

you just have

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 16:50

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

i will never give up the chance of constantly putting you in your place if i be a thorn in your side unitil one of us kicks the bucket thatll do me as you know ive already seen one of you off!

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 16:53
Last edited by eggbeater: 21st Apr 2023 at 16:54:50

Posted by: chatty (9773)

Everytime you reply it just shows what an unreliable untrustworthy teller of untruths you are

Thorn in my side?
You're the message board jester who I use to amuse myself when things are quiet
If I go three days without posting on here you are screaming the place down seeking my whereabouts.

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 16:57
Last edited by chatty: 21st Apr 2023 at 17:00:48

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

strange question are you familiar with people from whelley?

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 17:08

Posted by: chatty (9773)

my pet hate in life is a person who cannot keep a promise..

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 17:13

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

thats nice to know as the arabs will be turning up shortley and we ALL know what you promised dont we

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 17:18

Posted by: chatty (9773)

..they not only lie to others they lie to themselves!

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 17:24

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

ill stop supporting united if the arabs turn up

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 17:39

Posted by: chatty (9773)

..they are the most dangerous liars of all..

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 17:41

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

find one lie and i'll leave these boards

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 18:34

Posted by: broady (inactive)

Chatty,
Thanks for your replies. Reading them and other comments in the UK press it is obvious they need replacements. Whoever let them get in a situation where Bailly, Lindelof and Maguire were the central defenders. There mustn’t be any midfield talent in the reserves if they have to go out and buy Casemiro and Erikson who aren’t on the young side. They then get two players on loan. This is one of the world’s top teams we are talking about. Good luck to them on Sunday but playing Brighton, who are having a good spell could be a bad day.

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 18:56

Posted by: chatty (9773)

find one lie and i'll leave these boards

"..i'll never reply to another post of yours again"

Now you can squirm, huff and puff and backtrack as much as you like but it is there in black and white for all the world to see
It will be sad to see you go,....no honest it will
Bye then, no ifs no buts

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 20:43

Posted by: chatty (9773)

Quite right Broady and this take over malarkey won't help things come the summer if it is still rumbling on.
But this manager has improved players something that has not been seen at the club for quite a few years, and until he gets enough of his own buys in it will be difficult to challenge for the biggest trophies.

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 20:49

Posted by: broady (inactive)

The takeover is like a noose round the clubs neck. He did well to get shut of Ronaldo and Pogba. Let’s see what this close season does. Arsenal lucky just now.

Replied: 21st Apr 2023 at 22:07

Posted by: broady (inactive)

The takeover is like a noose round the clubs neck. He did well to get shut of Ronaldo and Pogba. Let’s see what this close season does. Arsenal lucky just now.

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 05:10

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

have you forgot it was you who said find one lie and youll go yet here you are six years later everyday you turn up proves your the liar i say you are squirm huff and puff all you want your a LIAR and you proved it yourself to wigan world last week
ANYWAY ENOUGH OF THAT WHEN ARE YOU PAYING YOUR DEBT? YOU OWED ME LONG ENOUGH lets see you get out of that or will you totally ignore it as you usually do

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 07:24

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

improved the players?
has maguire im proved?
has sancho improved?
has martial improved?
has casemiro improved? he won 5 CL with RM how many will he wuin with trafford?
has jones improved?
has antony improved?
has dalot improved?
has weghorst improved?
has de gea improved?

YOU KNOW ABOUT AS MUCHN AS WHUPS ABOUT FOOTBALL YOU AINT GOT A CLUE AND TOTALLY DELUSIONAL
but i take it you will be along with proof and stats to prove me wrong!

the only thing that has improved in ten fags time is the number of miles frank bruno runs chasing the ref!

anyway i dont know vwhy i bother really ! as you have a track record of falsely building managers and players up dont you? no you say
well my reply is the kingmaker pray tell how many kings he made?

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 07:33
Last edited by eggbeater: 22nd Apr 2023 at 07:53:32

Posted by: chatty (9773)

find one lie and i'll leave these boards

So with a huff and a puff a squirm and a backtrack up he pops, easier to read than a (Ladybird Janet and John) book

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 09:34

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

No proof of improvements you claimed then Biggest liar than Pompey it's like shooting fish in a barrell with you isick or running rings round you but you keep believing ten fags is up to the job IL laugh more when he gets the tin tack

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 10:32

Posted by: sammys (276) 

Benzema likes winning the champions league

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 10:35

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

How many goals did benzema score for Trafford Thursday Sammy? Bwahahahahaha

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 10:42

Posted by: chatty (9773)

Rashford best season he's ever had, looked like he was on his way out before the boss turned up.
Anyway they're opinions let's stick to black and white undeniable pure facts

i'll never reply to another post of yours again
AND
"find one lie and i'll leave these boards"


Link





Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 10:51

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

are you now denying YOU said find one lie and i'll leave?

i see youve scraped the barrell and come up with one player who hadv a purple patch but has now dropped off again so is that an improvement/lol you claimed ten fags has improved playes i listed a lot hes not so come on billty back up your claim

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 11:14

Posted by: whups (13342) 

lets see YOUR cv on football then kellys dad .

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 11:34

Posted by: chatty (9773)


So I give you a player and you start backtracking again.
You didn't"t have any Italian tank driving relatives during the war did you?

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 11:45

Posted by: whups (13342) 

but he has an italian motor bike paid for by his dole money .

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 11:49

Posted by: whups (13342) 

tell us egghead wot pep won in his 1st season as city manager ? .

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 14:23

Posted by: Tiger cat (1133) 

Eggflip on the run again.

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 14:36

Posted by: broady (inactive)

Depends where you are sitting. To some it may look that he has three or four on the hook again.

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 14:41

Posted by: whups (13342) 

we know where your sitting . in a bar most probably .

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 14:51

Posted by: broady (inactive)

Paddy,
The sun covers the earth at different times. Did you learn nothing at school? We know where you won’t be. Out walking in the fresh air.

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 15:07

Posted by: Tiger cat (1133) 

Eggflip is just a pass time when you get bored.

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 15:17

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

what did whisky nose win in his first 5 years whups?

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 16:27

Posted by: sammys (276) 

Hes waiting for pep

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 20:44

Posted by: whups (13342) 

answer the question eggplant . wot did pep win in his 1st season . it isnt that hard even for a dumbo marsh greener .

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 21:44

Posted by: chatty (9773)

Pep took over a team that had £Millions spent on it having won the League by two previous managers in recent seasons, comparing that to Sir Alex's task at United is laughable.
In fact I would go as far as to say that Fergie's achievements at Aberdeen looking back eclipse any of Guardiola's accomplishments at any of the ready primed clubs he has managed

Replied: 22nd Apr 2023 at 22:22

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

how much was spent on the team ten fags took over? no mention of that! strange eh? but what do you expect from a bloke that shouts about a striker thats scored seven goals whilst totally ignoring one thats scored 48 would you care to explain why or will your bitterness not allow it?

Replied: 23rd Apr 2023 at 03:29

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

it took paisley 5 years to win 3 european cups tell me how long it took ferguson? just asking like in await the deflection post

Replied: 23rd Apr 2023 at 03:32

Posted by: whups (13342) 

answer the question eggplant . WHAT DID PEP WIN IN HIS 1ST SEASON .

Replied: 23rd Apr 2023 at 11:26

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

what did bacon face win in his first 5 answer the question

Replied: 23rd Apr 2023 at 13:39

Posted by: Tiger cat (1133) 

Eggflip, you should be in southport now on your honda 50,
Sat near the roundabout scaring all the kids.

Replied: 23rd Apr 2023 at 13:46

Posted by: eggbeater (3025)

JUST BEEN RIVVY

Replied: 23rd Apr 2023 at 13:51

Posted by: whups (13342) 

answer the question eggplant .

Replied: 23rd Apr 2023 at 20:46

 

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